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Aug 20, 2022 · Make sure to get one last laugh with one of these funny retirement quotes. I hate to leave you all here, but I love the idea of me walking out the door more! We were sad to hear …Dec 0…

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Feb 25, 2015 · Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does. - Unknown “ When some people retire, it’s going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference. - Virginia Graham “ …

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Apr 23, 2021 · Funny Quotes About Retirement “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain “Retirement: no job, no stress, no pay!” – Unknown “Retire from …

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Jan 26, 2021 · Funny Friendship Quotes 1.) “We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up, after I finish laughing.” 2.) “Dear best friend, If you ever feel bad, …Aug 09, …

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Apr 13, 2016 · Short Funny Quotes 1. Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them. 2. Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. 3. If Cinderella’s shoe …

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Funny Sisterhood Quotes. You keep your past by having sisters. As you get older, they're the only ones who don't get bored if you talk about your memories. — Deborah Moggach. Restlessness …Di…

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Dec 20, 2021 · Funny Monday Quotes “There are no miracles on Mondays.” – Amy Neftzger “Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.” – Tom Wilson “Okay, it’s Monday but who said Mondays have to suck…

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May 29, 2018 · Funny Love Quotes 1. My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside — M…